“¢ there are more horses than people in your county.
“¢ your “auxiliary parking lot” is a cornfield.
“¢ the directions to your church building include the words “covered bridge.”
“¢ you have a church van . . . that you own.
“¢ there”s a hitching post in your parking lot.
“¢ you have two friends in the church in whom you can confide as accountability partners, and one of them is a third-grader.
“¢ you pray that none of your church members” names shows up in the local newspaper”s weekly “Police Blotter” column.
“¢ you pray your name doesn”t show up in the “Police Blotter.”
Mark Wesner serves with Moscow (Indiana) Christian Church.
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