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You Might Be a Pastor at a Country Church If . . .

by | 1 September, 2014 | 0 comments

10_BP_pony_JNBy Mark Wesner

“¢ there are more horses than people in your county.

“¢ your “auxiliary parking lot” is a cornfield.

“¢ the directions to your church building include the words “covered bridge.”

“¢ you have a church van . . . that you own.

“¢ there”s a hitching post in your parking lot.

“¢ you have two friends in the church in whom you can confide as accountability partners, and one of them is a third-grader.

“¢ you pray that none of your church members” names shows up in the local newspaper”s weekly “Police Blotter” column.

“¢ you pray your name doesn”t show up in the “Police Blotter.”
Mark Wesner serves with Moscow (Indiana) Christian Church.

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