12 June, 2021

Eisegesis for Everyone


by | 22 July, 2019 | 0 comments

From After Class Podcast

Do you struggle to apply the Bible to your life? Does the Bible sometimes feel old and outdated?

This new resource might be just what you need to jump-start your faith. Sonbeam Publishing is proud to bring you Eisegesis for Everyone.

This empowering book employs the familiar technique of eisegesis so you can read your own brilliant insights into the Bible.

Free from the shackles of original context, anyone can see any passage talking about—well—anything. No Bible training, no cultural background, and no historical awareness required.

Now you can find your ideas all over the pages of the Bible. Consider this excerpt from chapter 3:

This millennial generation struggles with self-confidence. But the Bible has plenty to say about all the things we can do. Teleportation is even on the table. Don’t believe us? Believe the Bible!

The apostle Paul says we can do all things through Jesus (Philippians 4:13), and Jesus says we will do even greater things than he did (John 14:12). And what did Jesus do? He walked through a wall and appeared to his disciples. That should be child’s play for us now.

Think big! You can be like Enoch, Elijah, and Philip the evangelist—all of whom floated in the footsteps of Jesus! To think biblically is to view teleportation as a real possibility. Never forget, you can do all things through Christ.

It’s so easy to apply the Bible that anyone can do it. But don’t just take our word for it. Listen to what prominent pastors have to say:

“This book lays out the method I have been using for years in a clear and understandable way.” —Joel Osteen

“With this tool in hand, the number of follow-ups to The Purpose Driven Life are practically incalculable.” —Rick Warren

Order your copy today and we’ll throw in Narcigesis for Everyone, free of charge. Why stop at finding just your beliefs in the Bible? Find your awesome self on each page. Identify with every hero, distance yourself from every villain, and soon you will love your Bible as much as you love yourself.

With these two volumes, there’s no stopping what Jesus can do through you!

The After Class Podcast guys are Bible and theology professors at Great Lakes Christian College; from left to right in the logo, they are Samuel C. Long, Ronald D. Peters, and John C. Nugent. They strive to engage provocative contemporary topics with wit and careful biblical scholarship.


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